Two kinds of rooms.

Hide, or make it the reason they sat down.

One room wants off the map. The stall got found, and you would rather they found a table somewhere else. Pay. We take the pin down.

The other room is the one you built on purpose. Stay listed. Put a deal on the card. Let the map walk them to a seat, and maybe a second drink.

Three packages. Pick one. One form. We invoice. Nothing hides, prints, or ships until it is paid.

Pick a package

Disappear

$1,000 / year

Off the public map. Same as opt-out. No kit. We invoice. The pin stays until it is paid.

Allure

$399 / year

Stay listed. One coupon or deal on the pin card — text we approve, 80 characters. A bathroom-freshen kit after the invoice clears. Never a washlet claim.

House pour

$799 / year

Allure, plus one mention in the weekly letter if something real happened that week. Same kit. Still no gold from a form.

Venue City First name Work email Coupon line (optional, 80 — Allure and House pour) Note (optional)

The form is the desk. We invoice. Coupons go live after payment.

The rules

Coupons go live after payment. We can refuse a coupon that invents a bidet.

Gold is confirmed washlet only, and we do that ourselves. A form does not mint one.

WeFlush bathroom kit: soap, diffuser, towels, brass tray — The house kit. Santal, towels, brass. Our pin on the lid. Ships after Allure or House pour clears.

Allure and House pour include this kit. We pack it. Our logo. No third-party gift site.

Disappear does not get a kit. Same hide as opt-out: paid, then the pin leaves the public list. History already collected stays.